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REAL LOVE MARRIAGES ARE NOW AVAILABLE!!!
[From The Discovery Of The Unification Science Dr. Einstein Predicted, Comes The Discovery Of The New Higher Science Of Love (And The "Real Love Marriages" Developed Therefrom )!!!!!!!]
TURN YOUR "60% FAILURE/DIVORCE RATE TRADITIONAL/BAAL MARRIAGE" INTO A "REAL LOVE MARRIAGE DREAM"!!!!
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History reproves that "Traditional/Baal Marriage" (credited to Baal, legendary son of El) was developed from "war" to stabilize social conditions from their combative heights....a sort of "you break it, you buy it", relationship-wise (or "you take it, you're responsible for it" of the "invading forces").....and, while this does, in fact, reprovably-reduce the chaos (war-making) from its heightened/combative conditions, social conditions do stabilize (over the course of time, especially where "true governments" exist) to the point of making even-this-tradition into an "Act of War" (relative to "doing it properly", as Christ is reported to have instructed and the New Unification Science Discoveries/Upgrades prove with scientific/reprovable, copyrighted/patented certainty).
Now, however, with these new discoveries, it has, in fact, been proven, with scientific/reprovable, copyrighted/patented certainty, that the "Traditional/Baal Marriage" way of engaging in marriage is, in fact, "war-making" at its "proverbial source" (biochemical to societal). But, with these new materials/discoveries, you can, now, avoid most, if not all, of the difficulties of such "Traditional/Baal Marriages" (and the society, right along with you)...including the up to 90% Infidelity Rate and the up to 60% Divorce Rate (or more).
Package are available in all formats, styles, religions, and varieties. From the "DO IT YOURSELF PACKAGE" (with virtually none of the "bells and whistles" for a mere tax-deductible $20) to the "Supreme Platinum Package" (actually 3 different packages---A: With 10 World's Best "Eroanalysis Office Visits" for only $1000; B: With 30 World's Best "Eroanalysis Office Visits" for only $5000; and C: With a "Lifetime" of World's Best "Eroanalysis Office Visits" for only $10,000). Ordained Ministers (With "Eroanalysis Board Certification") are also available to conduct the wedding (in the "format of your choice") at additional costs (including travel, dining, and, potentially, lodging expenses)---write for details at DrEricShow@Gmail.com.
[Couples (or former couples) who were married after 12/1/1989 may also contact us about "Reconciliation Sessions" (for those who've "Divorced or Separated"), as well as "Turnaround Sessions" for those (still together) desiring to "Turn Their Traditional/Baal Marriage Into a Real Love Marriage"....Qualified individuals/couples may also qualify for compensation due to the obstruction of these 1989-warranted materials' implementation/enforcement in public schools, etc., write for details...DrEricShow@Gmail.com]
{{*Eroanalysis is the New Medical Specialty derived from Unification Science's Upgrades to Psychoanalysis..."The Only Love Including Marriage/Sex Therapy"...."Superior to the works of Dr. Erich Fromm, the World's former premier authority on Love, Psychoanalytically"}}
[Retainers can be made via the VISA Account #4250 3240 2757 6639 via any Bank or "7-Eleven Store"---Write if you have difficulties!!! In State Retainers: $1000, Out of State Retainers $5000....Any/All Overages shall be refunded]
